Something I Heard In Highschool Today

So, my best friend with a vagina (I have two best friends: the vagina one and the male one. No, I am not dating the male one. Or the vagina one. We're just FRIENDS people. Honestly.) was having a panic attack today. And we were all very worried until we realized she was laughing and she was fine. 

Best Friend with a Vagina: *while laying on a bench* my hand is vibrating but on the inside 

Me: Are you okay? 

BFV: *Holding her hand in front on her face* my fingers are going so fast! 

Conclusion: There's something wrong with her, lol. But that's okay. We're all a little strange here.